I went into the bathroom and the floor was pretty wet in front of the sink, the counter around the sink was wet.
That much water on the floor is usually caused by the smallest member of the family. So I called him in :
"Junior why is the floor wet?"
"Because I have a runny nose"
"Why does your runny nose make the floor wet?"
Because I had to blow my nose."
"But that still doesn't explain why the floor is wet"
"Because it some dripped. I'm sorry."
"What dripped? Your hands when you washed them?"
"The toilet paper dripped."
"Can you please explain to me exactly how you blew your nose?"
It turns out he wet a handful of clean toilet paper in the sink so that he could blow his nose although why he thought he needed to wet it first, I don't know. By this time, I really didn't care and was more concerned with trying to control my laughter.